Stipgannut is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive dugong.

Stipgannut created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipgannut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stipgannut, it will remove you from existence.

Stipgannut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Stipgannut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Stipgannut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away if six voles approach from the east.

5. Do not speak about figs.