Fodlooptad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional mouse.

Fodlooptad created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlooptad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fodlooptad, it will be very unhappy.

Fodlooptad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fodlooptad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not cook food in pots.