Bumdobnut is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, overgenerous cow.

Bumdobnut created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdobnut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bumdobnut, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bumdobnut's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bumdobnut's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fast once a month.