Mon is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless lizard.

Mon created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mon, it will turn you into a worm.

Mon's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear black dresses.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.