Ripfedster is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered owl.

Ripfedster created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripfedster, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ripfedster, it will think nothing of it.

Ripfedster's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Ripfedster's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never run near frogs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ripfedster.

5. Never pour water over plants.