Lat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, smart zebra.

Lat created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Worship no other gods but Lat.

3. Lat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must never eat grapes.