Badfarnnibnar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered snake.

Badfarnnibnar created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Badfarnnibnar, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Badfarnnibnar, he will destroy your home solar system.

Badfarnnibnar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Badfarnnibnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Badfarnnibnar.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Put Badfarnnibnar first in all things.