Donbodbogsadlam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered newt.

Donbodbogsadlam created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donbodbogsadlam, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Donbodbogsadlam, it will come to you in dreams.

Donbodbogsadlam's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Donbodbogsadlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Donbodbogsadlam on top of all buildings.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Feed all hungry swans.