Hubsankap is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, flying octopus.

Hubsankap created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsankap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hubsankap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hubsankap's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hubsankap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide from gray ants for they are unholy.