Megbaggab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental troll.

Megbaggab created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbaggab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megbaggab, she will remove you from existence.

Megbaggab's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Megbaggab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Megbaggab on top of important buildings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megbaggab.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help swans.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.