Yothunmum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent ferret.

Yothunmum created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yothunmum, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yothunmum, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yothunmum's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Yothunmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. You must love Yothunmum.

5. Never hurt sheep.