Xincunlad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, weak dugong.

Xincunlad created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xincunlad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xincunlad, she will have a low opinion of you.

Xincunlad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Xincunlad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.