Listrillzak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful mink.

Listrillzak created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listrillzak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Listrillzak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Listrillzak's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Listrillzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.