Didbimcen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, smart dugong.

Didbimcen created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Didbimcen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Didbimcen, he will turn you into a duck.

Didbimcen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Didbimcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sheep.

2. Didbimcen loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.