Stipwapbim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, selfish jackal.

Stipwapbim created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipwapbim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stipwapbim, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Stipwapbim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stipwapbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear mauve coats.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not commit murder.