Rowvonkip Larntettifumjarn Yattkanhan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent wombat.

Rowvonkip Larntettifumjarn Yattkanhan created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowvonkip Larntettifumjarn Yattkanhan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowvonkip Larntettifumjarn Yattkanhan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Rowvonkip Larntettifumjarn Yattkanhan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rowvonkip Larntettifumjarn Yattkanhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.