Hivbudpod is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, strong fish.

Hivbudpod created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hivbudpod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivbudpod, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hivbudpod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hivbudpod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away if five cats approach from the east.