Botbopxemgofpadlab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing bee.

Botbopxemgofpadlab created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botbopxemgofpadlab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Botbopxemgofpadlab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Botbopxemgofpadlab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Botbopxemgofpadlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about fire.