Gadlikved is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind parrot.

Gadlikved created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadlikved, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gadlikved, he will curse you with boils.

Gadlikved's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Gadlikved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always obey Gadlikved's priests.

5. Never write about amino acids.