Stigfumlun Buggilxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil pigeon.

Stigfumlun Buggilxuc created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigfumlun Buggilxuc, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stigfumlun Buggilxuc, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stigfumlun Buggilxuc's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Stigfumlun Buggilxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must pray to Stigfumlun Buggilxuc three times a day.

3. Never jump near foxes.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Respect your elders.