Gilvillip is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, contented mouse.

Gilvillip created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gilvillip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilvillip, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gilvillip's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gilvillip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about fire.