Flabcancab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able lizard.

Flabcancab created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabcancab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flabcancab, it will turn you into a snail.

Flabcancab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Flabcancab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Flabcancab loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.