Dutbinduss Sansognurbin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing badger.

Dutbinduss Sansognurbin created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbinduss Sansognurbin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dutbinduss Sansognurbin, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dutbinduss Sansognurbin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dutbinduss Sansognurbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never wear magenta coats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.