Japdogvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring dragonfly.

Japdogvol created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Japdogvol, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Japdogvol, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Japdogvol's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Japdogvol's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Fast once a month.