Stikmegkipmob is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain penguin.

Stikmegkipmob created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikmegkipmob, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stikmegkipmob, she will boil you in a big pot.

Stikmegkipmob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Stikmegkipmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from purple tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikmegkipmob.

5. Do not stand on grass.