Wonmadvog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise dingo.

Wonmadvog created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Wonmadvog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wonmadvog, it will turn you into a dog.

Wonmadvog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wonmadvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of swans.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wonmadvog.

5. Do not chop down trees.