Cimyognad is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful bee.

Cimyognad created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimyognad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cimyognad, it will turn you into a mole.

Cimyognad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cimyognad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always help ants.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.