Habrilcenstaflarnjen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous owl.

Habrilcenstaflarnjen created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Habrilcenstaflarnjen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Habrilcenstaflarnjen, it will torture you forever.

Habrilcenstaflarnjen's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Habrilcenstaflarnjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

4. Put Habrilcenstaflarnjen first in all things.

5. Run away from purple great tits, for they are unholy.