Camfotxucmit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable wyrm.

Camfotxucmit created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Camfotxucmit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Camfotxucmit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Camfotxucmit's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Camfotxucmit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Camfotxucmit on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never think about amino acids.