Stipgofwon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witless butterfly.

Stipgofwon created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Stipgofwon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stipgofwon, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stipgofwon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Stipgofwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near horses.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must never eat carrots.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.