Vagbomfutwodwaphun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident meerkat.

Vagbomfutwodwaphun created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagbomfutwodwaphun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vagbomfutwodwaphun, she will turn you into a snail.

Vagbomfutwodwaphun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vagbomfutwodwaphun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never look at galaxies.