Fatfebstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, amazing toad.

Fatfebstrag created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatfebstrag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fatfebstrag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fatfebstrag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fatfebstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fatfebstrag.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Feed all hungry mites.