Art is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil guinea pig.

Art created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Art, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Art, it will turn you into a mole.

Art's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Art.

5. Never think about moons.