Pitdudbatnarllun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional rat.

Pitdudbatnarllun created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.

If you believe in Pitdudbatnarllun, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pitdudbatnarllun, he will come to you in dreams.

Pitdudbatnarllun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pitdudbatnarllun's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Pitdudbatnarllun on top of all buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Pitdudbatnarllun.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. You must love Pitdudbatnarllun.