Flabsugmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful mink.

Flabsugmeg created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Flabsugmeg, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flabsugmeg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flabsugmeg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Flabsugmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Flabsugmeg loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabsugmeg.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Hide if seven turtles approach from the west.