Methappag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured wombat.

Methappag created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Methappag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Methappag, it will turn you into a goat.

Methappag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Methappag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Methappag loves frogs, so they must be honoured.