Cancetmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful cow.

Cancetmeg created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cancetmeg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cancetmeg, it will think nothing of it.

Cancetmeg's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cancetmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four porpoises approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never talk about nebulae.