Flapsabjin is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate horse.

Flapsabjin created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapsabjin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapsabjin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Flapsabjin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Flapsabjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Flapsabjin on top of all buildings.