Pibtalbabfig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet troll.

Pibtalbabfig created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibtalbabfig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pibtalbabfig, she will turn you into a frog.

Pibtalbabfig's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Pibtalbabfig's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.