Panbestflow is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective mole.

Panbestflow created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbestflow, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Panbestflow, she will not invite you to parties.

Panbestflow's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Panbestflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never hurt shrews.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Panbestflow.