Bodjoptam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless porpoise.

Bodjoptam created the Whirlpool Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodjoptam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodjoptam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bodjoptam's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bodjoptam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away from brown badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.