Rilltarfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic butterfly.

Rilltarfoss created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilltarfoss, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rilltarfoss, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rilltarfoss' most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rilltarfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Put Rilltarfoss first in all things.

5. Never go into orange rooms.