Higtomkap Xuckmonbet is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, thoughtless dragon.

Higtomkap Xuckmonbet created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higtomkap Xuckmonbet, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Higtomkap Xuckmonbet, he will try to impress you with trees.

Higtomkap Xuckmonbet's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Higtomkap Xuckmonbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face red.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.