Misflagnan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able lobster.

Misflagnan created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misflagnan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Misflagnan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Misflagnan's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Misflagnan's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Misflagnan loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.