Fedlamhat is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate dog.

Fedlamhat created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedlamhat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedlamhat, he will laugh at you.

Fedlamhat's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fedlamhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedlamhat.