Banhanbeg is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, almighty centipede.

Banhanbeg created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Banhanbeg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Banhanbeg, he will not invite you to parties.

Banhanbeg's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Banhanbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Banhanbeg must be the most important thing in your life.