Hunominrill is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate butterfly.

Hunominrill created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunominrill, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunominrill, he will think nothing of it.

Hunominrill's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Hunominrill's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Hunominrill on top of important buildings.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.