Gunquag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonourable weasel.

Gunquag created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunquag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gunquag, it will turn you into a slug.

Gunquag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gunquag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away from fawn dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Gunquag's name in vain.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Never talk about black holes.