Linnil Hamarmmot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome armadillo.

Linnil Hamarmmot created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linnil Hamarmmot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Linnil Hamarmmot, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Linnil Hamarmmot's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Linnil Hamarmmot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.