Witcibsog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful donkey.

Witcibsog created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Witcibsog, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Witcibsog, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Witcibsog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Witcibsog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Witcibsog.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.